Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 01, 2024

“Policing” on very “thin” ice.

Call Mulder, Tooms is loose again

What’ll they do? Force feed them?

Eh just looks in the kitchen. You find him there.

Chances are slim.

Just cancel his room service.

the escapee was later found at a local Wendy’s…

It took me a minute…very funny.

He was uhhh… just drying his sheets! … yeah, that’s it!

When you find him, just slip him under the door.

Feed the prisoners decent food if you don’t want them to strike.

I agree! I’m fed up with hunger strikes!

He went for a burger!

Excellently done!

I heard him count down: uno, dos, then POOF!He was gone, without a tres.

He didn’t go very far, just out to yard for some exercise.

All those strikes and he still hit a home run.

But it’s like that all over the US, now!!

The guard looks white as a sheet

A hunger strike won’t shrink your rib cage.

Took me a second, but all the best ones are subtle. Great One Mister Baldwin!

Call me “Slip”!

That window isn’t very high; you’d think he wouldn’t need the sheets!

Lols!!