Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 21, 2024

Not a “golden” thought process.

“Now I know we’re not in Kansas” would’ve been better.

But gives new definition to the term “Staycation!”

Without going out of your door

You can know all things on earth

Without looking out of your window

You can know the ways of heaven

The farther one travels

The less one knows

The less one really knows

— George Harrison / Lao Tzu

Arrive without traveling…

Does Dorothy’s dog look like a cat?

Yep… shoulda leaned more in a “weeeeee’re off to see the Wizard” direction!

Travel with her and you’ll be glad to come home!

She’ll go broke unless that typo gets fixed, to visit Rome.

So there’s no place like home? Didn’t she visit a place with flying psychopaths and murderous trees?

Not much action at this agency! Maybe the wicked witch DID put a spell on Dorothy! Aaaaccckkk!

Have a great day for traveling my friends.

Here’s a suggested improvement “We gotta get outta this place”.

Her shoe store went out of business too. She had the slogan “I have a fit every time you walk into my store!”

Maybe she is a travel agent for Staycations!

Somebody must have called in a Baum threat.

She’s got good grip on Toto.

You should have put a better spin on that Dorothy.

She recommends a lot of trips to Alaska. There’s no place like Nome.

especially if she set up shop in Kansas…

Win a “Ruby Slippers Stay-cation”!

There have been several reruns. This is a small one from 2005/03/13. Use that for the URL date.

I put on my ruby red sequin spangled slip-on Keds and click my heels together, “There’s no place like Nome, there’s no place like Nome, there’s no place like Nome Alaska.” Still haven’t gotten there.

Do NOT sign up for the ‘Ruby Slippers’ tour, it’s a whirlwind, and you miss all the good stops.

that’s what you get when you use scarecrow’s slogans, inc.

She specializes in whirlwind tours.