Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 07, 2024

Small: More dangerous than the “cough”. Large: Better than using their “canines” to pierce cans.

I thought the Russians were doing the hacking. I’m relieved to know it just Granny!

On second thought, maybe I should worry. What’s Granny up to?!!!

It looks like science has gone to the dogs.

It’s great that Granny has a hobby and that Pavlov has moved his class on from ringing bells.

“What is that space-age device that granny is using to hack into the Pentagon?” will be heard from everyone under thirty.

Granny is good if she can do that with a rotary dial phone.

Small Panel: Good Luck hacking into the Pentagon with a dialup modem. I never complain about internet speed when I think back to those days.

Large Panel: “I taught my dog everything I know, and he still don’t know nuthin’.”

You’d be surprised what can be done with an old rotary phone. The more they overwork the plumbing…

1. Granny’s hackin’ old school! … and we thought there was no reason to beware the landline and rotary phone!

2. And the next class is: Neighbors Lawn – 101.

Go, Granny!

he definitely has the dog’s attention…

Caption 1: She wants to take it over with a Grandma’l seizure.

If Grandma can hack anything with a rotary phone, get her a White Hat and hire her immediately.

And Granny doesn’t even have to use a VPN.

You kids have it so easy nowadays. We had to hack into the Pentagon with rotary phones! And we liked it! We liked it fine.