Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 07, 2025

As bad as “nasal” congestion pricing.

Case closed…

Formerly, Paranoid R Us!

It used to be the:

Only If You Think You Really Need It Alarm Co.

But the signs wouldn’t fit.

I find today’s strip very un-alarming.

Ah a mainstream media office eh.

he’s planning a ‘going out of business’ sale…

its not paranoia if they really want to buy something…

……..checking for the “unnecessary”!!!!!

I guess he hasn’t heard that the covid lock down ended?

He’s paranoid if anyone even stops to read the sign that he closed!

I saw a sign on an emergency exit saying this door is alarmed 24 hours a day. What a terrible way to go through life!

i have a feeling somebodys watching me

I used to sell alarm systems door to door and was quite good at it. If no one was home, I would leave a brochure on their kitchen table.

Don’t be alarmed.

well, a guy can’t be too careful these days, y’know….

How’s business?

Alarming…

Everyday at noon he sounds the alarm, just in case.

Justin Case is his tech guy.

Paranoia, the destroyer.