Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 18, 2020

Cause kids can’t have guns, now.

A spudzooka!

Make sure that one goes a long way, Kevin. ’Cause you only got the one…

I think I’d have more faith in a supersoaker filled with Ammonia water.

So, I guess the coyotes can have Fries with that! “That” being two kids.

I’ll have fries and coleslaw with my order of small fries.

OMG, that fourth panel.

We live in the woods, and see coyotes frequently. I don’t like them, since three attacked my Boston Terrier, and I barely saved her, and they kill fawns.

Now they are unstoppable!

Kid eating coyotes are deathly afraid of potato launchers!

Dear Tauhid Bondia: Do you have a book?

I recall being amused upon learning that the “acceptable” term for a paintball gun was “marker,” even though it’s a compressed-air slugthrower. I wonder why there aren’t militantly-prescribed “acceptable” terms for “glue gun,” “grease gun,” “nail gun,” etc.

Neat gun

Why didn’t they just call for the Road Runner? He’d keep the coyotes busy for a lifetime.