Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 19, 2022

Bet you a nickel they bought that turkey someplace.

Kyle could become a world-famous turkey chef, even better at cooking turkeys than Gordon Ramsey, but it looks like he’ll never know he can

Oh no, waisting the turkey.

Bad idea ladies. The boys will expect you to cook every night if you do this.

I knew Kyle was faking being a bad cook.

Wasting a perfectly good turkey that Kyle made? How dare you?! You should be happy for him!

Start of progression “you guys do half the menu”

There should be a “don’t like” button here!

I was wondering what became of the turkey. But something tells me that the ladies won’t get away with this.

What a waste!

Fin? Don’t tell me this is the end of this arc!?! And I can’t tell if that is the garbage can or another roasting pan they are putting the turkey into.

Pack away the jealousy ladies. If Kyle were a Klara you’d put her to work full time in the kitchen cooking and cleaning. Just because he’s a boy doesn’t mean he can’t be drafted for kitchen duty. And since he’s good at it, you come out ahead. Heck, I was the main cook in the kitchen from the time I was 13 because Mom and Dad both worked and Sis was 4 so guess who wound up doing all the cooking, cleaning, dusting, vacuuming and laundry around the house? Here’s your chance ladies, one less job to do.

Silly ladies: you destroy the evidence by eating it.

No, bad Moms. Let Kyle know is turkey is great

So they would rather let their children go hungry than praise them. Nice.

You crazy ladies

The easy way to get a moist bird is to cook it in a roasting bag.