Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 20, 2023

Kevin’s handle on reality is tenuous enough that he may actually be the viper of ice for this job.

Come on Kevin, keep up.

“Thunderbolt and Lightfoot” is from an old Clint Eastwood movie. Iceman and Viper are both characters from “Top Gun.”

I like the smashups of IceViper or, maybe, ThunderViper.

If ever he grows up, Kevin will never be able to keep his passwords straight.

I think Kevin might have ADHD.

Name that toon!

Aaaaaacckk!

Kevin made a rookie mistake: two cool nicknames does not equal one super cool one. It makes one super lame one.

Can’t use Eagle Fang, that’s taken

Gosh! This has been the best thread to come along since Gene was kidnapped by the sports mascots! This HAS been fun!

“Is Kimmy okay? Good! On it!” Sheesh! Priorities Kev!

The Ice Viper Cometh

If you’re using walkie-talkies you’ve gotta have a cool code name!

“I don’t want to be derivative” – hahahahahaaa!!

I AM THE VIPER! I’VE COME TO VIPE THE VINDOWS!!!

I used to enjoy walkie talkies. You gotta make the cool little walkie talkie sounds too after you say “out” otherwise it doesn’t count.