Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 22, 2023

Raise your hand if you thought the chestburster scene from Alien.

Wait, how light is Miles? Or how heavy did she expect the turkey to be?

Who ratted who here?

Hmm. Standing by your principles makes you turn feral. Good to know. Now I know to stock up on the stuff I’m boycotting.

This will end well.

Miles, your parents are going to punish you into next year all year.

“Oh no, he’s gone feral! Honey! Bring the water spray!”

Miles has gone feral.

Ah-HA! So that was Miles’ plan all along! He wanted everyone to boycott Thanksgiving so he can hog everything for himself! Not even Peter Fox is THIS greedy and selfish…

Well, I asked if Kevin was gonna stay true to his morals or enjoy a delicious meal. I guess he’s gonna enjoy a delicious meal, after all.

LOL!!

My pressssssioussssss!

This promising narrative has turned ugly.

Ok this is getting scary

Question: Does anyone actually have a serving dish like that? I nor none of my family, have ever served a turkey like that. I know it has to be like that for the comic, but, seriously.

Boycotts and hunger strikes ought not go hand in hand. They lead to strange hallucinations and the pilferage of others meals. No boycott, Miles!

It was a good thought, Miles. Too bad you couldn’t stick to it!

So, he tried to eat all the turkey in order to keep his parents from celebrating Thanksgiving? I don’t get it…

I can’t help but think this is all some bad dream his dad is having.

Miles has become feral!

ROTFLMAO! Classic! Nice, Tauhid.

So desperate…