Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 23, 2023

Still, it might get Kevin off the Naughty List for once.

Spot on. No one is going to believe this little tale.

Santa in space? Hmm I believe it.

He was being kind to only say you “bend the truth” instead of calling you a liar to your face.

Accurate

And yet, there are tens of thousands who would believe 45 if he told them he had visited Santa’s orbiting space station, or that he can walk on water.

We have seen it, with our own eyes…

Wow! 9 years old and already they both have a criminal record!

At least you guys can keep your memories.

And now they have two years to plan for a way to keep their memories. Yay

Miles! Write it all down! And draw some pictures! Maybe even make it a comic strip!

If you think this is harsh, check out today’s Non Sequitur here on GC.

Wonderful!

Great story arc! Well done, Tauhid.