Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 17, 2024

busted. He is so-o-o busted.

I hope she also included some pictures.

Miles: "Yeah, as Kevin, the one that obviously is the stupid one of the pair, it was my idea to change seats as a prank, knowing that "straight-laced “Miles” would predictably give away the joke."

Ms. Campbell obviously anticipated this.

Miles is definitely having a very good day.

Subtle as a jackhammer.

Defeated by a seating chart

Congratulations, Kevin. You have already gotten on the bad side of the substitute teacher (who was probably warned about you just like Marvin’s teacher was warned about him (Marvin comic, not on gocomics)

He’s Miles ahead of you.

He ain’t buying it, Chief.

When I was 13, I went on a family weekend ski trip with a friend to a cabin in the mountains. Since we would be meeting new people our age who we would most likely never see again we decided to go by different names and see if we could keep it up the entire trip. It was hard! We kept messing up and calling ourselves by our real names.

I had two ‘identical twin’ friends. They were so alike that even their parents sometimes could not tell them apart. The girls would occasionally switch classes and the teachers would be mystified at how they seemed to know a subject well on one day, and be ignorant of what happened the day before, on the next.

All through the lower grades I never rode on a school bus except for 6th & 7th grades in Minneapolis. The driver knew where everyone lived but one day we had a substitute bus driver and as if by prearrangement all the kids on the bus were giving the driver confusing directions, making him take at least 50% longer to get everyone home.

I never rode the bus in school, except for class trips. (I also walked uphill both ways, with baked potatoes in my shoes).

Yeah this plan was doomed from the start

NOTORIOUS KNOW-IT-ALL !!!

If I was the teacher I would order a DNA test.

Do we know Kevin’s family name?

Concept of a seating chart a little beyond you Kev ?

I knew these two twin girls. Didn’t know which name to call either so I would just say, “Hey, Jane, or Jill!” They HATED that!!

BUSTED