Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for January 24, 2023

Lillian you know Ed. Calling in early maybe you have prevented a disaster.

There is about to be a 3-for-one disaster shortly.

Ed on a ladder against a snow covered roof; a flame-thrower; and sudden wash of water.

Worst remake of “Minority Report” ever.

SO! Do we really need a countdown (10 mins. ago) narrator for this?

Emergency Services should just issue Lillian a tranquilizer gun.

911 operator, “Never mind your lame chit-chat prediction, lady! What’s the real dealie-o?”

I agree.

Just give 911 Crankshaft’s name and they will come a running…..

Lillian? We’ll be right over.

I feel like this isn’t the first “Lillian calls 911 before Ed does something” strip I’ve seen. Or the second.

If Ed can’t keep his bus from crashing into Keesterman’s mailbox, methinks he has no bizznizz up there on the ladder with a flame thrower !!

All she really needed so say to the 911 operator is “Ed Crankshaft” and they would be on their way.

Haha! XD