Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for August 22, 2023

No, nose-picking.

Ed, not fair picking your nose and getting gooey stuck on your finger.

Someone forgot to wash up after using the little boy’s room!

Over on Arcamax, the smoke over Centerville is from Ed’s bbq grill.

That’s it?

GOD Bless America. HIS Eagle Will Soar Again.

Now, pull my finger.

That doesn’t even look like the right kid!

Bah ha, good one, because Ed is obviously touching an……animal?

Granddad joke.

Animal magnetism, also known as mesmerism, is a pseudoscientific theory invented by German doctor Franz Mesmer in the 18th century. It posits the existence of an invisible natural force (Lebensmagnetismus) possessed by all living things, including humans, animals, and vegetables.He did get it right!

Post-it note?

Let’s see you do that trick by picking up the check when you and your friends meet next at the diner.

Hmmm… Which is worse? A sticky toddler or a sticky old man?

Mitch is not really impressed…….

Ed had his finger in the jam jar.

Animal Magnetism is what Hypnotism was called before it was changed.

animal magnetism was a good album by the scorpians

Amazing. There’s twice the Crankshaft this week and there are still no discernible jokes to be read.

Earwax is a wonderful thing.

Haha! XD