Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 25, 2023

“Transfer portal” has the disturbing stench of Starbuck Jones about it. Better have Pmm warm up the mutant-turkey leftovers. They’ll be the ideal food to give Les Moore when he steps out of that portal.

Don’t know much about college football, do you?

That’s really funny!

What makes this funny is that it’s almost too close to reality. Fortunately, they’re cutting back on the time players can transfer before next college football season.

If you don’t like the game, why are you watching it? Why not form your own football team?

Evidently, the other team offered more money. What is a paid amateur?

A- He went pro.

B- He went Black Friday shopping.

C- Online gambling.

Ed never fails to discombobulate the whole issue!

A slip in judgement…….bad timing….well put Crank!!!!!!!!

Montreal Alouettes.

I wonder how soon this happens!

At least Jeff is repping a winning team, the Blue Bombers did make it to the Grey Cup. The CFL’s Super Bowl.

Now the quarterback has to deal with GLaDOS.

states doing fine go back to washing dishes and bring me some pie what ed was really thinking not that unfunny ansewer he did give

Love the Blue Bombers shirt.

Is he their Frenchfries quarterback?

Judging from the games so far this week, there must be a plethora of transfer portals available.

Real horsehair stuffing is quite expensive which is why Pam decided to display it on the outside of the couch.

I’m almost positive Batiuk used this same gag in the past year or two.

Nice Winnipeg Blue Bombers jersey, although the Montreal Alleuettes won the CFL Gray Cup this year.

Haha! (＾▽＾) Never heard of someone being traded in the middle of a game!