Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 16, 2020

besides choking on a seed, what could go wrong with eating fruit, Peter?

My own “Petey” is 56 and has never tasted a pickle, mayonnaise or cherries. But he has eaten tofu, drank kombucha and just told me that meatless hamburger tastes just like meat. Go figure…

Same here. My 64-year old Petey won’t eat raisins, but loves raw oysters.

Petey said putative. I’m shocked.

I think I broke a tooth on a Higgs boson once. Gotta watch out for those suckers.

That’s a school full of picky eater if you ask me

Mrs. Otterloop! How could You?!!

Forbidden fruit, at that…

Sad.

Well, c.f. Ernesto, vampires are technically carnivores…

I admit it – if I hadn’t watched TBBT, I wouldn’t have known about Higgs boson

How many had to look up “putative?” How many knew it already? I’ll bet NightGaunt would’ve known that word. Anyone know what happened to him?

Higgs Boson! maybe the Big Bang will go off in Petey’s head!

Yes, Petey, that’s an apple. But you could still be an accidental carnivore if it has a worm in it.

Petey Picky Eater and his Imaginary Friend the Food Snob Meat-eater….

No human is a strict carnivore. Our teeth, and digestive tract says we are omnivores with meat as only a small part of our basically Pleistocene bodies.