Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 16, 2021

Darn your short attention span, huh, Petey?

It is okay Petey, there is a good chance you and Andre will spend most of the time riding the pine unless you are in a league where each player is required to play for a certain number of minutes just like little leagues which require all players on a team to play in a minimum number of innings where the poorer players get put in RF (or the pitchers mound in T-ball) for 3 innings and one at bat….

Been there, done that; Petey…

Looks like an overt case of subliminal sarcasm…

Whoops. Patsy says what?

Gotcha.

When I was kid I said yes when my Dad asked if I wanted to participate in the Punt Pass and Kick contest in Detroit. The day came and I chickened out. I didn’t realize that there would be a crowd. I felt bad for my Dad.

Star soccer player for Barcelona Lionel Messi’s current contract pays him $135 million/yr (before endorsements). You guys might want to start practicing.

Petey is deranged. No way Spidey can take on Superman

Ernesto would be on another team.

Hope Petey’s got an extra arm stashed somewhere… ☺

Same way I got dragged on to our high school soccer team. Unfortunately, we were one of the first high schools in Oklahoma with a team so we mostly played college teams. It wasn’t pretty.

Woofh, been there, done that, Petey.

Andre would be better off playing rugby. He could be a rugby team.

An example of reflecting on past speech and its relation to acid reflux…

Alas! My Hero’s responses were not quick enough, and without thinking he acceded to Andre’s invitation. Things can only get worse….

Andre is immersing Petey in conversation, the way immersion in a language can make you learn it without meaning to.