Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 01, 2013

She should ask Ms. Poppins to help search for it.

Do you always know where your stuff is?

The corollary to that of course, is putting something in a “safe place.” Never, ever, ever put something in a safe place if you ever want to see it again. Somewhere there is a safe place with everything I’ve ever lost.

RoseHawke….if you ever find it….Can I have my spare car keys, please?

X … I never find stuff in the last place I look for it.

I find it long after I gave up…. usually in the third or fourth place I look for the next thing.

So, Tony…. no.And if YOU know where my stuff is, please let me know.

Mostly, yes. The only thing I ever lose on a regular basis is my pair of reading glasses.

That’s why I got rid of my cell phone. Never could find the blasted thing, and when I did find it, the battery was dead.

Rarely.

I only lose the thing I’m looking for. I can find everything else while I’m looking.

Yes. I have specific places for everything in general. I sometimes forget to put my car keys in their place tho’ Have left them in a pocket, a purse and even in the car(in garage). Glasses are the Walgreens kind and they are everywhere around the house. I keep all my credit cards in one place (info on them in another and department store type in another). Only things that are ever a problem are keys as I mentioned and TV remote (I need TiVo one for most functions in this room and it usually travels with me). If that gets really lost (in an odd place) I borrow the one from my bedroom (almost the same).

That is SO like a woman, which I must add, I happen to be one.

I have to know where hubby and the boys stuff is…..Of all the things I’ve lost, the only thing I miss is my mind.

ummmm let’s see…kitchen sink, toilet brush, half eaten sandwich, AK47………