Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 22, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 10 years ago

    touché

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    rubinocreative Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Do you gamble?

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    rubinocreative Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Thanks for the clips yesterday. Heh heh… fat animals.

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    frumdebang  over 10 years ago

    So now we know where Calvin Coolidge went when he died.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Well, I have been known to gambol….

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    jbmlaw01  over 10 years ago

    More like I make regular contributions to the gaming industry.

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    cdward  over 10 years ago

    Sometimes when I’m at the deli and am considering buying a candy bar, I buy a lottery ticket instead. I figure it’s throwing the money out either way, but this has fewer calories.

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    ickymudd  over 10 years ago

    Lottery is another voluntary state tax,and other gambling is a way to fleece the rubes. I pay enough in taxs and i made money tricking[convincing] the people,when i worked. Peace. :)heh,heh.

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    GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I win every week by NOT throwing my money away on gambling and lotteries.

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    elysummers  over 10 years ago

    Get this, I live in Nevada and don’t gamble. Why give them MORE of my hard earned money.

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    Edward Hansen  over 10 years ago

    Old joke, supposedly first said by Calvin Coolidge.

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    starmar68  over 10 years ago

    Live in Las Vegas, NV and no gambling. We have four kids to raise!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Sometimes, on scratch off tickets. I usually win the price I paid for the ticket, which makes it even. Sometimes I win a little more.

    AND YES, I MISS PELLIE TOO, BEV!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    bev re: your LOL comment at me yesterday, I knew it was oreos, I was just being a “wisenheimer”, LOL!

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    banjinshiju  over 10 years ago

    Better would have been, “Loser, pay up.”

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    Jkiss  over 10 years ago

    I do enjoy a good poker game every now and again. I only gamble with friends though. The state takes enough of my money already.

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    vldazzle  over 10 years ago

    I only buy tickets for raffles or 50/50s if I’m guilted into it.

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    GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I’d rather have a rubber biscuit, bow, bow, bow!

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    GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Or a ricochet biscuit.

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    MockingMC  over 10 years ago

    You fraud. This was a quote by Calvin Coolidge. At least give credit, instead of taking this as your own joke.

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    CamiSu Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Hello Calvin Coolidge

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    suellengillot  over 10 years ago

    Come on, those of us who know our history knows that is a quote from Calvin Coolidge at a dinner party.

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