Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 22, 2017

mama mia

Tony’s question: Are you controlling?

My bladder – yes. Everything else not so much.

Thee old lip complaint

That kid would think Mussolini was a type of pasta.

I am the master of my fate,

I am the captain of my soul…….

But everything else not so much.

It’s my remote. You betcha

I am OCD, and a grammar freak. Other than that, not so much. (snort)

If I’m not in control then it’s not worth doing. Now get me the second question!

She’d probably shy away from the eventual fate of said Italian dictator—killed and hung upside down in public -

@Tony:

No, I’m not the controlling type…unless it’s with the remote control. Hmm…I hear Doug Taylor asking for today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Who have you been compared to?

I’ve noticed that (a) the comment box sometimes does not expand as I go from one line to the next; and (b) I sometimes have to click twice to get the message to post. Anyone else experiencing that?