Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 03, 2017

pleasure before work

My goodness…..

Once again, it seems to be left up to me to go to FaceBook, or maybe Twitter….

Let me grab my question bag, and head out…..

It’s a long trek, you know.

(puff puff puff….. whew!)

After all that, Tony is asking….

“Are you in a hurry?”

Gosh…. no….

or I would have shown up two hours ago to fetch your question….

but I did it in my own sweet time.

And if anybody else was in a hurry for it, and is disappointed….

well, I’ll lend you my bag and YOU can go get it yourself, next time.

Oh… and in answer to LadyKat from yesterday….

nope, I don’t have Tigressy’s address…..

that’s why I keep saying I wish she’d check in.

Tigressy…. Oktoberfest is over.

Sober up and come back, please!

And if you’re actually sick or something…..

Hey, you know I’m just joking about beer.

Hope all is OK.

Here is some math for ya; 0(no homework) x 100(Christmas wish list) = 0(no presents).

Not since I retired.

Hurry for what???

I’m in a hurry to get to my retirement date, since I rather like Plod’s answer.

I live 250 miles from the nearest city… not even a walmart or burger king here. No point in being in a hurry.

Hurry? Me? my theme song is " I’m bringing home a baby bumble bee.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na7WqSb6sY0

Tony:

Nah, there’s no rush….nor is there one to answer today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Do you have such a list?

No list, and no hurry. However, I do purchase Christmas gifts throughout the year. With as many great-grandkids as we have, it’s the only way we can afford it.

I’ll tell you who IS in a hurry – we were in Costco on Friday, and they were playing Christmas music. Yeesh!

a) I’m not in a rush, and b) my list is in my head.

That’s the priorities of a kid. To answer Tony’s question, not until quitting time.

I wishes and buts were candy and nuts,

Everyday would be Christmas.