Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 17, 2019

What if he’s gone for a few HOURS? Then again, MINUTES!

Pete: Well okay then, have one of them take care of it. I’m gonna watch the ball game.

LOL….

Tony’s question today is

“Are you sarcastic?”

You bet.

I always enjoy the banter between these two…. and so do they!

I tend to play rough myself, joke-wise….

and I can totally imagine myself saying something similar to what Peg says.

So now, I’m just waiting for all the posts about how horrible she is….

LOL.

Those guys who say Peggy is being a *___! ….

I notice most of them find it hilarious when their buddy introduces his fiancee as “my future ex-wife.”

Instruction manuals actually help.

“Wait, what – you plan to become a revenant?”

What if your boyfriend went out for more beer, or if he’s two-timing you?

Me; sarcastic‽ If you knew me you wouldn’t have to ask.

I’d a said boyfriend??? Tell him to bring beer!!! Sarcastic enough for you!!!

His response: Actually, when I’m away for a couple of days, I’m with your boyfriend.

Is a broiler something besides the top burner in a oven? Is there a place where he would use the broiler and she wouldn’t? And where would I find a recipe book that includes the use of the broiler?

I like sarcasm – especially when I’m dishing it out.

Oh, she is good!

Keep it going Pete, so you can hear about all the other men in her life.

Before we replaced our furnace my wife convinced herself that if I died first, my insurance would cover the cost of somebody to relight the pilot in the wee small hours of the morning.

I’ve also considered saying before setting off on my hour commute, “If I die in a horrible fiery crash, the garbage bags are in the bottom drawer.”

Toss another log on the fire!

You go girl!!!