Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 28, 2024

Booby trap

Red foot or blue foot?

Do you like boobies?

I fear they would taste too fishy.

She must like boobs or she wouldn’t have married one.

Now that was funny, made me chuckle.

They’re being a couple of boobs and she is not amused.

Heh-heh-heh. You just know she’s thinking, “Dude! I’m right HERE.”

Boobies are a bird, not a ‘thing.’ Blue footed boobies.

Blue footed boobies?

Don’t try to bring them back. They’ll get quarantined.

Boobie hatch.

cmon, mom! don’t be such a boob!

Boobies come in different colors: blue-footed, red-footed and brown.

Passing out textbooks to new 7th grade general science class—boys found blue-footed booby on page 7—whispered ripple around the classroom. Tufted titmouse on page 124—riotous laughter and now boys are speed-reading all 275 pages.

I like the Pink Nose Boobies.

hehehe….they said boobies. I’m 61 with a 10 year old’s sense of humor.