Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 04, 2016

Horace, you stud!

Careful, you might owe royalties to Sly Stallone…

Umberto Ego and the Italian Stallion? Now that’s brilliant. Good thing he didn’t tell her about his fantasies of being a porn star, famous writer, and celebrity, all rolled into one.

Was Horace looking at Melody when he became ‘Umberto’? Or was he looking at someone else? Hmm…

Awww…He just wants to horse around.

When he finds just the right picnic spot, he’ll let Melody know by saying, “Let’s do it — right here, right now.”

Horace imagines himself in the badge on the hood of Ferrari. Instead of that he might end up under hooves of Melody, if he continues his egoistic day dreamings.

After you’re married, all you can do is run to the end of your chain and bark

Did I bring the umbrella? Neigh.

Slow on the uptake here…..read this yesterday and didn’t get the “umbrella” reference. I guess Horace is feeling his oats. Nice one samson!!!

I wonder what Horace would actually look like as an hyperealistic anthro horse.