Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 23, 2023

And when they complained, he beat them.

“Monster Mash”.

Genetically modified potatoes are OK. I’ve come to rally like my long, green tendrils.

Those potatoes don’t just have eyes any more.

Wait til the genetically lab grown chicken hits the stores…EW! Horace…..neigh-ver buy fake, when you can buy the real stuff!

Soon, an AI chatbot will engage with you at a computer store and artfully convince why you cannot live without it. (Oh, I soooo wish I were kidding.)

What once had eyes can now verbalize.

Newsflash, folks: pretty much every plant and animal eaten by humans has been genetically modified through centuries or millennia of selective breeding and other means. If modern agriculture scientists are using methods that are more scalpel and less chainsaw, I say that’s all to the good.

Like, Russets?

If veggies asked me not to buy them, I think I would — to prevent someone else from eating them.

Modified why and how? I would expect Houyhnhnm’s genetic engineering of food plants is better than ours. Their cars are carbon neutral.