I believe that some day caffeine will have to be made a controlled substance like alcohol. Consider the following scenario at a coffee bar played out between a customer and barista.
“Quick, another double expresso.”
“That’s your fourth.”
“Yeah. Who’s counting? Make it a triple.”
“Let me see your hands.”
(Quickly hiding hands behind back) “No. I’m cool, very cool, extremely cool … give me a double, now.”
“I cannot serve you unless you show me your hands.”
(Reluctantly presents one badly shaking hand.)
“Sorry, sir, but I’m going to have to cut you off. If I serve you when you are over the influence and you go and vibrate your car through a telephone pole, we would be legally liable.”
“Your loss. I know where I can find a street cart.” (Crying) I’m in control, I tell you. Why won’t this door open?"
(Kicks door and exits through cafe’s French doors)…
Argythree 9 months ago
Part of the Over- caffeination Nation…
BasilBruce 9 months ago
He hasn’t had a cup; he’s had a potful.
Crumb creator 9 months ago
And that was the decaf!
Gent 9 months ago
Coffee for morning beer for night
Help you runs all day and then sleeps tight
Imagine 9 months ago
So, it’s the coffee that makes the horses so skittish. Got it.
markkahler52 9 months ago
That and a “Red Bull” chaser, eh?!
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m right there with ya, Horace!
Coffee means I can do stupid things faster and with more energy!
nancyb creator 9 months ago
He could repurpose it as rocket fuel.
rshive 9 months ago
At least consider decaf, Horace.
InTraining 9 months ago
judging by the third panel, it musta been Hills Brothers coffee….?
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
A racing horse!
mistercatworks 9 months ago
I believe that some day caffeine will have to be made a controlled substance like alcohol. Consider the following scenario at a coffee bar played out between a customer and barista.
“Quick, another double expresso.”
“That’s your fourth.”
“Yeah. Who’s counting? Make it a triple.”
“Let me see your hands.”
(Quickly hiding hands behind back) “No. I’m cool, very cool, extremely cool … give me a double, now.”
“I cannot serve you unless you show me your hands.”
(Reluctantly presents one badly shaking hand.)
“Sorry, sir, but I’m going to have to cut you off. If I serve you when you are over the influence and you go and vibrate your car through a telephone pole, we would be legally liable.”
“Your loss. I know where I can find a street cart.” (Crying) I’m in control, I tell you. Why won’t this door open?"
(Kicks door and exits through cafe’s French doors)…
I’m just saying.
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Expresso yourself, Horace!
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
A cuppa giiddyupandgojo.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Horace graduated from "Foal"gers to Maxwell Horse.