Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 23, 2025

When Paul Simon sang about a One-Trick Pony, did he mean Horace?

As I once said, “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team,’ but there’s a ‘U’ in ‘butt.’” (I originally said another four-letter word, one of Latin origin, but GoComics wouldn’t like it.)

I wouldn’t put too much thought into ballet choreography. It’s all staged.

If the DJ gig doesn’t work out, don’t beat yourself up. Just join a cover band and play various versions of 4:33.

Horsie has a split personality?

Me trying myoosic band too but then me gots bannd from myoosic.

“I went through the desert in a band with no name…”

That’s a pretty cagey response. ;)

There’s an opening in a flighty band of locusts.

C1 – There is no Z in team.

C2 – The choreographer’s name is Swan Lake

C3 – Sweet dreams, Horace, and good luck counting sheep. It should go quite well until you get to sheep 33, 45, and 78…!

There are in fact 22 letters that are not in “team”, not to mention 10 numerals and a wide assortment of punctuation marks. Team-schmeam, I say.

“There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’.”

“But there is in ‘win’!”

Ballet always goes by the way of the arabesque

A short but disappointing musical career, Horace!

And people kept needling you as a DJ, Horace.

He also had a brief stint with Neil Young and Crazy Horace.

“Wild horses/Couldn’t drag me away…”

“I’m going to catch that horse if I can…”

There’s no “I” in Team", but there is “M” and “E”.

they knew how to toe the line…