Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 26, 2023

Enough with all the salty language!

I’m not a pretzel fan. I won’t be celebrating.

For those who are and do, enjoy.

Wait! Is it a hot, soft pretzels with mustard type of day, or a hard pretzels in a bowl type of day? I need more information before I celebrate it.

(Dave uses a lot of musical references… I wonder if the dog “snuck one in there” with Pretzel Logic… or just the literal reference?)

I don’t have any pretzels in the house. I’d love to try a hot, soft pretzel. I’ve never had one.

Try one. They’re great!

Little Caesar has a pretzel crust pizza.

Pretzel Logic is one of my all time favorite Steely Dan songs.

Ok but my jokes are on the salty side, if you get my meaning!

Pretzels taste best on a plane …!

(but then there’s those pretzel bits with peanut butter inside)