Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 12, 2025

That’s why I don’t make resolutions. It saves me breaking them.

I stopped making resolutions. They’re so negative. I make goals now instead. Always something to look forward to.

AA is for quitters!

I resolved to keep my resolutions until today.

So now I can quit = Success!

Pfffft! Should be National Loser Day!

I beat ‘em all… I quit mine by noon on New Year’s Day!

Don’t Wine about it!

You did! It’s a very distinct sound….

You’re not going to tell me you won’t partake of the grape, once she opened that huge bottle, now will you? Cheers!

Buuuuurp!!

I didn’t make any, so I’m good.

Some folks complain about resolutions, they turn into loose tannins.