Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 24, 2023

Dick has more lives than a cat!

Buried at sea.

Dick received the Royal Flush.

Deep, deep six!!!

Burial “at sea”.

When you’re dead, it doesn’t matter.

Tee hee.

Aaaaackk! Down and down he goes, round and round he goes…in a spin…..

Viking funeral?…

[In hushed tones]:

“The Funeral Parade Rout is lined with S.W.A.T. Team members with bowed heads. A moving speech was given by Superfly while ‘Fly Me to the Moon’ plays softly in the background. Flypaper strips are tossed solemnly into the grave before a final, rousing 21-Flush Salute is performed…”

Burial at sea.

I’ve had many dignified spiders visit my home over the years

“Hey waiter … What’s that fly doing in the toilet?”

Waiter: “Same as in the soup, the backstroke” …!

(RIM shot)