Makes me think of a Betty Boop skit – as she gets ready for Halloween. Decorations on a wall are splatters of paint that somehow become witches and screeching cats. Jack-o-lanterns get their eyes from the horns of a bull. And the lights inside are lit and tossed inside like cigarettes.
pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Boo. Hiss. (Good one.)
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
Are you sure he wasn’t Gordo, the fatfighter?
MeanBob Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is the family name Vidal?
byamrcn over 1 year ago
Apparently not a good one!
blunebottle over 1 year ago
I think he misspelled that. Pretty sure it was Gored.
Ubintold over 1 year ago
He must be out of his gourd.
cdward over 1 year ago
But only once.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member over 1 year ago
…had to read it three times.
Jeffin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Spare us the gor-ry details.
curtlyon19 Premium Member over 1 year ago
made me laugh
KEA over 1 year ago
(if they don’t work in Gored Vidal this week, I shall be most disappointed)
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
The ultimate carving of a pumpkin …
being gored by a bull … smile-lessly …!
Milady Meg over 1 year ago
I was told that my father’s grandfather was killed when he was gored by a bull at age 99. I’m pretty sure I don’t believe that, but dad did.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
His grandfather was out of his gourd!
I Mad Am I over 1 year ago
Makes me think of a Betty Boop skit – as she gets ready for Halloween. Decorations on a wall are splatters of paint that somehow become witches and screeching cats. Jack-o-lanterns get their eyes from the horns of a bull. And the lights inside are lit and tossed inside like cigarettes.
dbrucepm over 1 year ago
Oh my Gourd! What will he come up with next?