Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 18, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    From Not Always Right: Acting Hokey About Hockey

    (I’m a shipping clerk in a large warehouse, one of only two women in a staff of over 30. It’s hockey play-off time and I’m surrounded by burly warehouse workers hashing over last night’s game and getting into heated arguments. During a break in the bickering…)

    Me: “You know, you guys talk about hockey as though it actually matters.”

    (Cue crickets chirping.)

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    cdward  8 months ago

    Give him a slap shot.

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    cdward  8 months ago

    You’ll never score with a line like that.

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    wirepunchr  8 months ago

    “Get the puck outta here!”

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    Kroykali  8 months ago

    Rodney Dangerfield: “I went to see a fight and a hockey game broke out.”

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    Slowly, he turned...  8 months ago

    That left her cold.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    No, but you can buy me another beer.

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    Someone’s about to get a penalty for “hooking”.

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    “Check out, loser!”

    “Ice Queen!”

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Lil will be reaching for her Hockey stick in a moment…splat

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    The NHL you say …!

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    Kroykali  8 months ago

    Keep your stick on the ice.

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    brettkoth  8 months ago

    Smooth as ice.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 8 months ago

    What’s that sticking out of or in her nose? Tongue? Lip?

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