Pops was having himself a great big hoot
Hurling invective and there was Tracy to shoot
A hulking shadow behind him Tracy did survey
It seemed its owner grew larger with each passing day
Would the clown ever see something behind him that big
Or would Fe Fi break him in two just like a rotten twig
When the story began we had such high hopes
We now see that Locher was just playing us for dopes
Another day, another rehash of what we’ve seen before
The story must end, because we can’t take anymore
Pops was having himself a great big hoot Hurling invective and there was Tracy to shoot A hulking shadow behind him Tracy did survey It seemed its owner grew larger with each passing day Would the clown ever see something behind him that big Or would Fe Fi break him in two just like a rotten twig When the story began we had such high hopes We now see that Locher was just playing us for dopes Another day, another rehash of what we’ve seen before The story must end, because we can’t take anymore