The invaders ran through the halls
Their shadows cast against the walls
On foreign soil they did tread
Terror was theirs to spread
Many laws they were breaking
An international incident in the making
Their failure to secure the scene
Allowed the entry of a news team
Where were the embassy guards in all of this
All the excitement they did miss
They don’t exist it would seem
Just something from a dream
Explanations were demanded
A voice off panel so commanded
Will the terror squad stick around
Or will they go for do-nuts downtown
Will Virgil the Sontaran make the scene
When he sees the ambassador on the screen
The windows shattered with the blast
Hitting no-one with shards of glass
Was it that they lived a charmed life
Or another error with which the strip is rife.
I see that Tucker has two medals now. Terror Squad, eh? Someone’s asking for an explanation… the ambassador, perhaps. This is getting exciting! Maybe we’ll get to see Virgil Ohso’s remarks tomorrow.
That’s quite a conspicuous V-neck on the “terror squad” guy’s bulletproof vest. “SHOOT ME HERE”
He obviously hasn’t been taught what the trigger guard is for.
It doesn’t matter; Locher will forget all about the “terror squad” and they’ll evaporate and leave Dick to face the tiger alone.
If anyone cares, they’re not called SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics) teams any more, at least in my area, but the name hasn’t been changed to “terror squad” either. It’s SRT, Special Response Team. It sounds much less alarming to announce to the media “We’ve called in the Special Response Team.”
Of course they wear real bulletproof vests, without the fashionable V-neck styling seen here, and they know why guns have a trigger guard.
Just noticed-I think it is supposed to be “Terror Squad” If these clowns(no offense to Pops) were investigating something at my embassy, I would be terrified
Where’s the wooden soldier security guy? The “Terror Squad” and the tv guys simply walk in at the embassy. This’d be a good time for a second chance for Virgil Ohso. He could send Half Note to kill the ambassador.
IN panel one, behind Tucker (now with two medals), are the creatures with the balloons mummies? Ghosts? Citizens of the ambassador/s country dressed in their native attire?
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
“Terror Squad?” Don’t they have those in places like El Salvador?
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Yeah, and Napperville, too.
Steve Bartholomew almost 15 years ago
I would also like an explanation. Please.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Tracy you’re all wet.
watcha almost 15 years ago
ha ha, this is too funny. I can find so many holes in this, but for today I am just going to sit back and enjoy the ride
riley05 almost 15 years ago
The ambassador is okay.
Everyone move along.
Nothing more to see here.
LudwigVonDrake almost 15 years ago
News travels fast in Naperville.
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
The invaders ran through the halls Their shadows cast against the walls On foreign soil they did tread Terror was theirs to spread Many laws they were breaking An international incident in the making Their failure to secure the scene Allowed the entry of a news team Where were the embassy guards in all of this All the excitement they did miss They don’t exist it would seem Just something from a dream Explanations were demanded A voice off panel so commanded Will the terror squad stick around Or will they go for do-nuts downtown Will Virgil the Sontaran make the scene When he sees the ambassador on the screen The windows shattered with the blast Hitting no-one with shards of glass Was it that they lived a charmed life Or another error with which the strip is rife.
veldy almost 15 years ago
Soap bubbles and bowling pins in the first frame, hope he doesn’t have an itchy finger in the 2nd, and in the 3rd-no you tell them.
Morrow Cummings almost 15 years ago
Wonder how the Battle Royal Main Event is coming along?
OldTracy almost 15 years ago
What had Sarah Palin written on his hand in the first panel?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
I see that Tucker has two medals now. Terror Squad, eh? Someone’s asking for an explanation… the ambassador, perhaps. This is getting exciting! Maybe we’ll get to see Virgil Ohso’s remarks tomorrow.
Araldite almost 15 years ago
Tracy finally has a real assignment, to go and talk to the TV stations. That should be just about his speed.
ridenslide65 almost 15 years ago
Terror Squad??? What happened to SWAT?
HE wants an explanation?? So do we…. and we’ve been very patient.
Mr. French says everybody should stay calm, including us.
WW is a Genius.
CougarAllen almost 15 years ago
That’s quite a conspicuous V-neck on the “terror squad” guy’s bulletproof vest. “SHOOT ME HERE”
He obviously hasn’t been taught what the trigger guard is for.
It doesn’t matter; Locher will forget all about the “terror squad” and they’ll evaporate and leave Dick to face the tiger alone.
If anyone cares, they’re not called SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics) teams any more, at least in my area, but the name hasn’t been changed to “terror squad” either. It’s SRT, Special Response Team. It sounds much less alarming to announce to the media “We’ve called in the Special Response Team.”
Of course they wear real bulletproof vests, without the fashionable V-neck styling seen here, and they know why guns have a trigger guard.
-Cougar :{)
psam almost 15 years ago
Thanks for coming AFTER the bomb explosion. And GOD HELP US if they can’t even secure the scene from the press!!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
but if the ambassador is injured or dead, then it’s ok to panic
sydney almost 15 years ago
Taking “charge” with guns and “barking” orders on foriegn territory (?)
idarke almost 15 years ago
The TV stations arrive within seconds. They must have two-way wrist radio scanners.
veldy almost 15 years ago
Just noticed-I think it is supposed to be “Terror Squad” If these clowns(no offense to Pops) were investigating something at my embassy, I would be terrified
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
Where’s the wooden soldier security guy? The “Terror Squad” and the tv guys simply walk in at the embassy. This’d be a good time for a second chance for Virgil Ohso. He could send Half Note to kill the ambassador.
coratelli almost 15 years ago
Terror squad???
countoftowergrove almost 15 years ago
An anti-climatic letdown from yesterday’s strip!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
IN panel one, behind Tucker (now with two medals), are the creatures with the balloons mummies? Ghosts? Citizens of the ambassador/s country dressed in their native attire?