BASSMANBOB has been resurrected
His removal was certainly unexpected
What did he say that was so offensive
Whatever it was makes me apprehensive
Now we return to the embassy
And what treats do we get to see
Pops the maestro his arms flung wide
“I’m going to kill my son” again he cried
Will Tracy just let it go
Or deal him a nasty blow
The police photographer is on the scene
Taking pictures of what has been
But views of all the destruction
Will not help in the deduction
Of who it was that committed the crime
Making it all just a waste of time
Question the son and the violinist
And for good measure find a pianist
Make them worry and make them sweat
To the bottom of this you must get
How much longer can this go on
So far it’s proved to be one big yawn
BASSMANBOB has been resurrected His removal was certainly unexpected What did he say that was so offensive Whatever it was makes me apprehensive Now we return to the embassy And what treats do we get to see Pops the maestro his arms flung wide “I’m going to kill my son” again he cried Will Tracy just let it go Or deal him a nasty blow The police photographer is on the scene Taking pictures of what has been But views of all the destruction Will not help in the deduction Of who it was that committed the crime Making it all just a waste of time Question the son and the violinist And for good measure find a pianist Make them worry and make them sweat To the bottom of this you must get How much longer can this go on So far it’s proved to be one big yawn