Please excuse me if I appear to be thick
But why is Virgil poking sonny with a stick
Tracy pulls his trusty gun
And shoots sonny just for fun
With rumpled suit and tousled hair
He displays a certain flair
His detective skills were not much use
For which he received well deserved abuse
But hopefully the story is winding down
Maybe after this he’ll leave town.
Please excuse me if I appear to be thick But why is Virgil poking sonny with a stick Tracy pulls his trusty gun And shoots sonny just for fun With rumpled suit and tousled hair He displays a certain flair His detective skills were not much use For which he received well deserved abuse But hopefully the story is winding down Maybe after this he’ll leave town.
margueritem: If I may…Percy Dovetonsils.