Looking like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Mordred swings his chain as he jumps a hurdle
Through the air he soars like a hawk
Now, if only he wouldn’t talk
Revenge he seeks on our fabled dick
Who knew that it was this that makes him tick
Lightly he trips the fantastic
Though indeed he looks rather spastic
Tracy stands rooted to the spot
He cannot fathom how the chains off were got
Meanwhile back at the sty
Liz(z) wants to know the reason why
What good news can there be
Nothing here that I can see
The same old thing day in and day out
Until it makes me want to shout.
Looking like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mordred swings his chain as he jumps a hurdle Through the air he soars like a hawk Now, if only he wouldn’t talk Revenge he seeks on our fabled dick Who knew that it was this that makes him tick Lightly he trips the fantastic Though indeed he looks rather spastic Tracy stands rooted to the spot He cannot fathom how the chains off were got Meanwhile back at the sty Liz(z) wants to know the reason why What good news can there be Nothing here that I can see The same old thing day in and day out Until it makes me want to shout.