The tot treats dad quite dreadful
Tearing hair out by the handful
And you can bet that B.O. surely
Is glad they’re not short and curly
Junior tentatively knocks at the door
For him, afraid of what’s in store
I don’t think that it’s a stretch
To say the child’s looks make you retch
Perhaps it wouldn’t be too much to ask
If they would cover its face with a mask
But mother and father shower it with love
For anyone else, they will need a great shove
We may never see the little scamps face
And if that proves to be the case
I think that in the final summation
It’s better off left to the imagination.
The tot treats dad quite dreadful Tearing hair out by the handful And you can bet that B.O. surely Is glad they’re not short and curly Junior tentatively knocks at the door For him, afraid of what’s in store I don’t think that it’s a stretch To say the child’s looks make you retch Perhaps it wouldn’t be too much to ask If they would cover its face with a mask But mother and father shower it with love For anyone else, they will need a great shove We may never see the little scamps face And if that proves to be the case I think that in the final summation It’s better off left to the imagination.