Earle sure has made a colossal mistake
Those flour bags contained Peruvian flake
Goodies made with that brand of snow
Will give you plenty of getup and go
Now Rize must rectify the error
Else Gertie will need one big mirror
There are those who say they know
It’s easy to get lumps out of your blow
But 200 pounds of high yield coke
It’s loss about, you do not joke
Here’s what Gertie said about this “flour”
Mmmph mmmb mmmph mmph mmm mmph
Will Junior get there before Ms. Rize
And believe what’s before his eyes
Could it be that soon we will see others
Like those Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
In this story they would fit right in
To omit them would almost be a sin
But this is about Gertie and her old coot
And 200 pounds of high grade toot.
Earle sure has made a colossal mistake Those flour bags contained Peruvian flake Goodies made with that brand of snow Will give you plenty of getup and go Now Rize must rectify the error Else Gertie will need one big mirror There are those who say they know It’s easy to get lumps out of your blow But 200 pounds of high yield coke It’s loss about, you do not joke Here’s what Gertie said about this “flour” Mmmph mmmb mmmph mmph mmm mmph Will Junior get there before Ms. Rize And believe what’s before his eyes Could it be that soon we will see others Like those Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers In this story they would fit right in To omit them would almost be a sin But this is about Gertie and her old coot And 200 pounds of high grade toot.