The news is just breaking
Tracys’ shoulder sure is aching
His vest took most of the shot
And only a little bit of lead he caught
Body armor can be such a friend
When your on the receiving end
Of those who seek you to kill
And your blood they would spill
He struggles and puts up a fight
Tells the EMTs the wound is only slight
“I’m a cop, I’ve been shot before”
He says as he crawls for the door
“This is nothing new in my life”
“Go ahead, just ask my wife”
Tess gently smiles as they administer the anesthetic
Thinking, “Sometimes his macho b.s. is just pathetic”
So sleep now Tracy, for when you awake
Another case you must undertake
I think Vista Bill, his tongue he should bite
Words like that could lead to a fight
Though I must admit it makes me squeals
When I remember the wonderful Pig On Wheels
To me it was the high point of the story
And it shall forever be covered in glory
But “It happened” were the words we heard
Man, that story sure was a ….
But no longer do we have worry or fret
And I think it’s safe to bet
That Joe and Mike will keep up the tension
Not like that clown whose name I won’t mention
I mean as a villain he wasn’t tops
Even if his name was Mr. ….
July 27, 2017
September 11, 2017
October 25, 2017
The news is just breaking
Tracys’ shoulder sure is aching
His vest took most of the shot
And only a little bit of lead he caught
Body armor can be such a friend
When your on the receiving end
Of those who seek you to kill
And your blood they would spill
He struggles and puts up a fight
Tells the EMTs the wound is only slight
“I’m a cop, I’ve been shot before”
He says as he crawls for the door
“This is nothing new in my life”
“Go ahead, just ask my wife”
Tess gently smiles as they administer the anesthetic
Thinking, “Sometimes his macho b.s. is just pathetic”
So sleep now Tracy, for when you awake
Another case you must undertake
I think Vista Bill, his tongue he should bite
Words like that could lead to a fight
Though I must admit it makes me squeals
When I remember the wonderful Pig On Wheels
To me it was the high point of the story
And it shall forever be covered in glory
But “It happened” were the words we heard
Man, that story sure was a ….
But no longer do we have worry or fret
And I think it’s safe to bet
That Joe and Mike will keep up the tension
Not like that clown whose name I won’t mention
I mean as a villain he wasn’t tops
Even if his name was Mr. ….