Four years ago this very day, Dick Tracy resurrectedRejuvenated and renewed, vast differences detected.Thrill to see comic history, a classic back in styleLost track of Tracy years ago, Woo Gosh! It’d been a while.Now in the land of Tracyville, stories captivatingFlaky Biscuits made some dough; Mr. Crime oscillating.Shared his deep dark secret with Hot Rize’s sister, BlazeTeam Tracy so impressive, sets high the bar they raise..Kadaver such a ghoulish fiend, his side-kick the hot RikkiBlackjack such a Tracy fan, thus to harm him proves most tricky.Phishface such a sushi fan, well known to feed his faceSweatbox plain despicable, earned death for his disgrace.The Jumbler had a little dog, Crypto the loyal ScottieVenus, Queen of Blackhearts, a voluptuous, gorgeous hottie.Thunderchild, a wrestler wild, yet no match for the MoleLittle Princess, lost and found, Daddy Warbucks’ life now whole..Gruesome, he took to the stage, his debut brought down the houseApollo’s back from Europe, coiffed and tanned, yet still a louse.Méliès deadly and debonair. Cross him, tremble and cowerAngus such a violent foe, ‘til shot dead from the tower.The Nitrates love the movies, they make films to scam old foolsStiletta lived for her revenge, guided by misguided rules..Ghote and Sail did not prevail nor know what they had wrought Experiments with DNA, the consequences fraught.Few would have seen it coming: inexorable genetic driftMysta’s rebirth ongoing, a supremely miraculous gift.Honeymoon, her closest friend, dreams of fighting crimeLizz deduces and kicks tail, her beauty so sublime..Gravel Gertie and B.O. increase the Plenty broodUntamable this offspring: demonic Attitude.To read J. Straightedge Trustworthy I would sail the seven seasMy favorite tells of one bad pooch: infamous 88 Fleas.Look to see Flintheart in love, whistling a happy tuneFeet just barely touch the ground, for Kandi he doth swoon..Sam and Tracy on the case, fighting crime provides rewardsTeam Tracy honored by their peers with two Harvey Awards.My hat’s off to Team Tracy, for all these things and moreWe loyal fans now clap our hands, voice approval with a roar..
Four years ago this very day, Dick Tracy resurrectedRejuvenated and renewed, vast differences detected.Thrill to see comic history, a classic back in styleLost track of Tracy years ago, Woo Gosh! It’d been a while.Now in the land of Tracyville, stories captivatingFlaky Biscuits made some dough; Mr. Crime oscillating.Shared his deep dark secret with Hot Rize’s sister, BlazeTeam Tracy so impressive, sets high the bar they raise..Kadaver such a ghoulish fiend, his side-kick the hot RikkiBlackjack such a Tracy fan, thus to harm him proves most tricky.Phishface such a sushi fan, well known to feed his faceSweatbox plain despicable, earned death for his disgrace.The Jumbler had a little dog, Crypto the loyal ScottieVenus, Queen of Blackhearts, a voluptuous, gorgeous hottie.Thunderchild, a wrestler wild, yet no match for the MoleLittle Princess, lost and found, Daddy Warbucks’ life now whole..Gruesome, he took to the stage, his debut brought down the houseApollo’s back from Europe, coiffed and tanned, yet still a louse.Méliès deadly and debonair. Cross him, tremble and cowerAngus such a violent foe, ‘til shot dead from the tower.The Nitrates love the movies, they make films to scam old foolsStiletta lived for her revenge, guided by misguided rules..Ghote and Sail did not prevail nor know what they had wrought Experiments with DNA, the consequences fraught.Few would have seen it coming: inexorable genetic driftMysta’s rebirth ongoing, a supremely miraculous gift.Honeymoon, her closest friend, dreams of fighting crimeLizz deduces and kicks tail, her beauty so sublime..Gravel Gertie and B.O. increase the Plenty broodUntamable this offspring: demonic Attitude.To read J. Straightedge Trustworthy I would sail the seven seasMy favorite tells of one bad pooch: infamous 88 Fleas.Look to see Flintheart in love, whistling a happy tuneFeet just barely touch the ground, for Kandi he doth swoon..Sam and Tracy on the case, fighting crime provides rewardsTeam Tracy honored by their peers with two Harvey Awards.My hat’s off to Team Tracy, for all these things and moreWe loyal fans now clap our hands, voice approval with a roar..