Alice the Goon will be here soon
Slave rebellion saved the day.
Escaped from Plunder Island, she
And Popeye paved the way
For victory o’er the Sea Hag
The last Sorceress on Earth
Must listen very carefully
To discern her words of mirth.
J. Wimpy understands her well
Makes out what she does say
Gladly shall pay tomorrow
For a hamburger today.
To some she’s terrifying
As frightful as can be
Olive Oyl, she knows better
Trusts her with the babe, Swee’Pea.
Judge not by her appearance
The Giant known as Alice
She loves Swee’Pea, as all can see
Big hearted with no malice.
July 27, 2017
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October 25, 2017
Alice the Goon will be here soon
Slave rebellion saved the day.
Escaped from Plunder Island, she
And Popeye paved the way
For victory o’er the Sea Hag
The last Sorceress on Earth
Must listen very carefully
To discern her words of mirth.
J. Wimpy understands her well
Makes out what she does say
Gladly shall pay tomorrow
For a hamburger today.
To some she’s terrifying
As frightful as can be
Olive Oyl, she knows better
Trusts her with the babe, Swee’Pea.
Judge not by her appearance
The Giant known as Alice
She loves Swee’Pea, as all can see
Big hearted with no malice.