“Aha! Your so-called ‘mystery’ is easily solved! You see, my superior intellect is equally matched only by my superior memory. And I plainly remember that asking for ‘one million dollars’ is the calling-card of some bald-headed schmuck who calls himself Dr. Evil. Ergo, your letter writer is not Presto, but is in fact Dr. Evil! Child’s play if you think about it. Listen to me or you’ll fall victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when ransom is on the line! Aha ha ha ha… (thud)”
“Aha! Your so-called ‘mystery’ is easily solved! You see, my superior intellect is equally matched only by my superior memory. And I plainly remember that asking for ‘one million dollars’ is the calling-card of some bald-headed schmuck who calls himself Dr. Evil. Ergo, your letter writer is not Presto, but is in fact Dr. Evil! Child’s play if you think about it. Listen to me or you’ll fall victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when ransom is on the line! Aha ha ha ha… (thud)”