The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 24, 2014

Boy, am I ever glad I’M not one of his ‘very close friends’! Matter of fact, I thank my lucky stars that I’m nowhere near that self-important ignoramus!

Purple, you should really try to less subtle. Just call him a bleeping horse’s ass and be done with it.If I were Dale, I think somehow the leftover stain would mysteriously fall onto Burl’s driveway in the middle of the night. Or a dead cat thrown under his house at the same time.

And Joy feels compelled to explain what her precious means. she is so used to trying to explain away his bad behavior that I almost feel sorry for her. Except he probably learned it from her.Who were Berl’s parents anyway? Have we ever met them, or are they in a witness protection program.

I’d like to throw Burl around.

Haven’t see Susan yet today. Just saw on news that there was a 6.0 earthquake in N. Cal. Prayers that she is OK.

Love Burl’s t-shirt saying: it’s better with the implied letters missing.

You can’t say Burl doesn’t take his own advice. Why just the other day, he stained the baseboards in his bathroom. .Again.

Actually the devil on my left shoulder tells me tells it would be fun to have the Penny’s as neighbors. Because I could say rude things to them example as I ride by on my bike "Burl aren’t those 52 waist spandex getting too tight. " uh oh ! the angel on my shoulder just reminded me the "Burl hit a cyclist " slaps the devil

He didn’t fix it….he stained it….the fact that it hasn’t collapsed under all that weight indicates it is pretty sound, likely not in need of “fixing”…..at least yet!

The earthquake was on the San Andreas at American Canyon in Napa Valley. Susan would have felt it., Santa Rosa is not too far away.SUSAN are you ok?

Hopefully Susan’s only problem today is lack of computer access.