“Found” the find it (like that’s a great big soggy deal to me….)…..but: What the hell IS that thing, some "Chinese"handcuffs? Today’s install is so chock full ’o idiot-sin-crass-eeze that, that………beam me UP, Scotty!!
My wife’s coworkers always said if they got pulled over, they would tell them they knew me. One time I pulled a lady over and she said that. I pointed to my name tag and said :“Do you now?”
At my brother in-law’s wedding, my friend came in and said he was hitting it off with the bar maid. He said she told him she had gotten a ticket, and asked me to give her some advice. We walked in and she said “THAT’S the guy!” I was like “You have no license, and your plates were suspended!” Needless to say, my friend did not get lucky that night.
My mom used to have her lawn mowed by a guy running a lawn service. He actually did end up the mayor. It was a city at that time of about 50,000, I think. Bigger now. I used him for my lawn for a while before he was elected, too. Neither of us would have considered dropping the name.
ChucklinChuck almost 3 years ago
I found it, but what is it?
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
It’s not so much who you know, it’s more a matter of what you know, and that’s where Burl is found lacking..
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
Is that a Lincoln logo on the steering wheel?
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Found” the find it (like that’s a great big soggy deal to me….)…..but: What the hell IS that thing, some "Chinese"handcuffs? Today’s install is so chock full ’o idiot-sin-crass-eeze that, that………beam me UP, Scotty!!
tcayer almost 3 years ago
My wife’s coworkers always said if they got pulled over, they would tell them they knew me. One time I pulled a lady over and she said that. I pointed to my name tag and said :“Do you now?”
At my brother in-law’s wedding, my friend came in and said he was hitting it off with the bar maid. He said she told him she had gotten a ticket, and asked me to give her some advice. We walked in and she said “THAT’S the guy!” I was like “You have no license, and your plates were suspended!” Needless to say, my friend did not get lucky that night.
Billys mom2022 almost 3 years ago
Hurry up officer, Oh and change the lock # before you let them go.
Moonkey Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My mom used to have her lawn mowed by a guy running a lawn service. He actually did end up the mayor. It was a city at that time of about 50,000, I think. Bigger now. I used him for my lawn for a while before he was elected, too. Neither of us would have considered dropping the name.
oldsmkysyvr almost 3 years ago
Officer Nab. Good one.
posstockhoarder almost 3 years ago
“Crustwood on a 1/4 tank”! Talk about timing!
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Almost famous.
InTraining Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Burl is getting a ticket for making a U-turn in front of Krispy Cream…!