Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for April 19, 2024

Chewie, I’d like to talk…

This is why I only shut the bathroom door if I have guests.

The cat’s answer to every situation: overkill.

Mythbusters said it first; when in doubt, c4.

Sophie might get quicker results if she scratched “scat” instead of “scrat”.

The cat is wrong. Simple dynamite will work fine.

Do I even WANT to know how a cat could acquire C4?

Acquire it? Those two probably manufacture it.

That’s how they could tell it wasn’t the cat at the door, there was not loud boom.

So nobody is going to ask what C4 is?? Can someone tell me?

C-4 would be a little wee bit of overkill..