Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 14, 2011
January 13, 2011
January 15, 2011
Transcript:
Man: My name's Ed Crenshaw, and I guess I'm representin' the Okies who couldn't be here today! You may've heard that the widow Doonesbury had herself a lot of admirers... frankly, I think a few of them boys was mostly interested in her back forty. But the rest of us saw somethin' special in Daisy! Of course, this ain't the place to talk about sex... Mike: Wow, Ed! When you're right, you're right!
rayannina almost 14 years ago
This funeral is a carnival ride!
Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Okay, time to move on…..
FriscoLou almost 14 years ago
Can’t quite see Daisy’s picture.
luckylouie almost 14 years ago
Daisy would have really enjoyed this funeral. Too bad she missed it. (Death will do that to you.)
Troglodyte almost 14 years ago
Wouldn’t we all, Clark K, wouldn’t we all…!!
Celarius Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’ve got my spring loaded coffin on order
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Great lines of bill collectors
IncognitoPenguin almost 14 years ago
“interested in her back forty”…Sounds like a euphemism!
heeyuk almost 14 years ago
cant do nothin out on the back 40 cuz a th rheumatism
TexTech almost 14 years ago
You know, I. P., I was sort of thinking the same thing about that “back forty” comment.
Nemesys almost 14 years ago
I got the feeling that Ed was about to make a comment about how he got a few splinters of his own while he and Daisy were up on that table.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
“Well, seeing her all laid out like that reminded me…
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Vitamin V apparently has nothing to do with improving judgment disfunction.
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
I’m just glad that he didn’t say, that they wanted to plow her back forty!
Mythreesons almost 14 years ago
Too bad Daisy died. A relative with a worthless 40 acre farm here in Oklahoma just got $500 an acre for three year lease from gas production company. Assume from first panel that Daisy lived here. I am fairly new to Doonesbury and am not following this story line and characters very well.
DoctorDan almost 14 years ago
Thirdguy -
…or seed it.
Nemesys almost 14 years ago
freeholder, maybe Ed is getting turned on by looking at her laid out like that. After all, with an open casket, it’s not too late for a little necrophilial fun. Maybe it’s even in her will.
pumpgirl almost 14 years ago
eewwwwww!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Redneckrophilia.
Dragoncat almost 14 years ago
Thirdguy & DoctorDan: You two are killing me… ^_^
Too bad we can’t see Daisy’s picture. I would have loved to see her reaction to this…
cdward almost 14 years ago
Coyoty, once again, your word play is second to none!
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
A local old-timer artist arranged his own going-away party (sort of a wake) at a restaurant, but was too ill by then to make it. We all enjoyed the stories about him, as we celebrated his life. A very few days later, he dropped the body.
I’d kinda like to do that, too - the party part, anyway! The timing is the crucial part, though…