Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 18, 2011
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Transcript:
Donald Trump: Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to welcome you to this extraordinary press event. It's incredible the turnout! Inprecedented! Some people say I'm just a novelty candidate, but if that's true, why are you all here? It's unbelievable! I can't believe who's here! CBS! NBC! ABC! FOX! The New York Times! AP! NPR! Major media! Huge! The top outlets! Mark: Okay, so this is humiliating... Trump: And I don't blame you! If I were you, I'd be here! That's how big this is!
I’ve never even figured out just who he is supposed to be – another rich jerk with time & money on his hands. Nor have I ever figured out why anybody pays any attention to him at all. It’s like Paris Hilton running for prez. Does anybody know what these people stand for – besides making and blowing lots of money?