Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 18, 2011
Transcript:
Donald Trump: Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to welcome you to this extraordinary press event. It's incredible the turnout! Inprecedented! Some people say I'm just a novelty candidate, but if that's true, why are you all here? It's unbelievable! I can't believe who's here! CBS! NBC! ABC! FOX! The New York Times! AP! NPR! Major media! Huge! The top outlets! Mark: Okay, so this is humiliating... Trump: And I don't blame you! If I were you, I'd be here! That's how big this is!
rayannina over 13 years ago
Why are they there?!? Don’t the major media usually cover huge train wrecks?
randymi over 13 years ago
This guy’s ego is too big for planet Earth. Send him to Jupiter, it might hold him better.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
More like Uranus.
thirdguy over 13 years ago
I can’t understand why he isn’t being taken more seriously. After all, he’s brilliant, just ask him!
ronebofh over 13 years ago
He’s also leading GOP polls right now.
arye uygur over 13 years ago
I thought the plot this week would return to Duke and his uninvited guest.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I’d rather have Pat Paulsen as forerunner.
OshkoshJohn over 13 years ago
Trump/Palin 2012!
You’re fired/I quit!
cdward over 13 years ago
I thought the plot would return to Duke, too, but I think GT is having too much fun drawing Trump’s hair.
awaysaway over 13 years ago
“Doonesbury is one of the most overrated strips out there. Mediocre at best” - this Trump quote made the cover of “Give Those Nymphs some Hooters”
Trudeau has been poking Trump with a pointy stick since the 80s.
Nemesys over 13 years ago
Garry is trying to ‘zing’ the reporters who are covering Trump and giving him attention, but his chastizing falls a little flat when Trudeau is covering him too.
The Donald is hilarious. His gaming of the media is no more (and no less) a publicity stunt than our president’s fake “open mike” stunt a few days ago, but at least Trump is honest about his silly bombast. Besides, how much worse a job could he do?
Alabama Al over 13 years ago
To state the (what should be) obvious, Donald Trump has as much chance of being elected president as did Dennis Kucinich.
If Trump is out there to try (for better or worst) to bring some issues before the consciousness of America then it’s all in the best tradition of American politics. However, if this proto-campaign is simply a display of egotistical self-indulgence, and he’s comfortably self-financing it, then it may demonstrate that Trump really isn’t paying too much in taxes.
TexTech over 13 years ago
I get the feeling, Lewreader, that you and I may not agree on much in the way of politics but I’m with you on this one. Any chance we could dig up Paulson’s body and run a dead guy for president? I think he would have a pretty good chance of winning!
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
It is the same phenomenon that Charlie Sheen has going.
annamargaret1866 over 13 years ago
The media are there because if even one were there, it would, ahem, trump the others.
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
As I said yesterday, no way is Trump running as presidential candidates are expected to make their tax returns public. Just a big ego trip from a fool who managed to run casinos into bankruptcy.
DoctorDan over 13 years ago
Nemesys - the difference is that Garry is putting a very satirical spin on the whole thing, while the media - at least the media I’ve seen - are treating the Donald with the same gravity or lack thereof that they bring to all of the other candidates. And while I appreciate your point, how can GT zing Donald’s “candidacy” without mentioning his name?
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
All 500 or so members of the media contingent in “The Village” (that’s the Washington DC Press Corps - VERY serious people you know..)
All 500 of them cried when they saw this today.
QFT
pirate227 over 13 years ago
As jokes go, this one is pretty funny.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 13 years ago
Trump is a chump. He’s so full of hot air I’m surprised he doesn’t just float away
dakota_jones over 13 years ago
His hair is an icon!
Carolo1 over 13 years ago
I for one ,am glad to see GT showing what a real joke he is. Keep it up Gary
Eugeno over 13 years ago
yep - eventually, the fat, self-indulgent face won’t be needed
tcolkett over 13 years ago
Ron Reed is going to run his campaign?! Oh, boy!
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Why has anyone ever paid him any attention? I honestly don’t get it.
countoftowergrove over 13 years ago
Coyoty, I never really thought of the Donald as JoJo, but there is a resemblence!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’ve never even figured out just who he is supposed to be – another rich jerk with time & money on his hands. Nor have I ever figured out why anybody pays any attention to him at all. It’s like Paris Hilton running for prez. Does anybody know what these people stand for – besides making and blowing lots of money?