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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 18, 2011
Transcript:
Donald Trump: Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to welcome you to this extraordinary press event. It's incredible the turnout! Inprecedented! Some people say I'm just a novelty candidate, but if that's true, why are you all here? It's unbelievable! I can't believe who's here! CBS! NBC! ABC! FOX! The New York Times! AP! NPR! Major media! Huge! The top outlets! Mark: Okay, so this is humiliating... Trump: And I don't blame you! If I were you, I'd be here! That's how big this is!
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Why are they there?!? Donāt the major media usually cover huge train wrecks?
randymi almost 14 years ago
This guyās ego is too big for planet Earth. Send him to Jupiter, it might hold him better.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
More like Uranus.
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
I canāt understand why he isnāt being taken more seriously. After all, heās brilliant, just ask him!
ronebofh almost 14 years ago
Heās also leading GOP polls right now.
arye uygur almost 14 years ago
I thought the plot this week would return to Duke and his uninvited guest.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Iād rather have Pat Paulsen as forerunner.
OshkoshJohn almost 14 years ago
Trump/Palin 2012!
Youāre fired/I quit!
cdward almost 14 years ago
I thought the plot would return to Duke, too, but I think GT is having too much fun drawing Trumpās hair.
awaysaway almost 14 years ago
āDoonesbury is one of the most overrated strips out there. Mediocre at bestā - this Trump quote made the cover of āGive Those Nymphs some Hootersā
Trudeau has been poking Trump with a pointy stick since the 80s.
Nemesys almost 14 years ago
Garry is trying to āzingā the reporters who are covering Trump and giving him attention, but his chastizing falls a little flat when Trudeau is covering him too.
The Donald is hilarious. His gaming of the media is no more (and no less) a publicity stunt than our presidentās fake āopen mikeā stunt a few days ago, but at least Trump is honest about his silly bombast. Besides, how much worse a job could he do?
Alabama Al almost 14 years ago
To state the (what should be) obvious, Donald Trump has as much chance of being elected president as did Dennis Kucinich.
If Trump is out there to try (for better or worst) to bring some issues before the consciousness of America then itās all in the best tradition of American politics. However, if this proto-campaign is simply a display of egotistical self-indulgence, and heās comfortably self-financing it, then it may demonstrate that Trump really isnāt paying too much in taxes.
TexTech almost 14 years ago
I get the feeling, Lewreader, that you and I may not agree on much in the way of politics but Iām with you on this one. Any chance we could dig up Paulsonās body and run a dead guy for president? I think he would have a pretty good chance of winning!
odeliasimone almost 14 years ago
It is the same phenomenon that Charlie Sheen has going.
annamargaret1866 almost 14 years ago
The media are there because if even one were there, it would, ahem, trump the others.
WaitingMan almost 14 years ago
As I said yesterday, no way is Trump running as presidential candidates are expected to make their tax returns public. Just a big ego trip from a fool who managed to run casinos into bankruptcy.
DoctorDan almost 14 years ago
Nemesys - the difference is that Garry is putting a very satirical spin on the whole thing, while the media - at least the media Iāve seen - are treating the Donald with the same gravity or lack thereof that they bring to all of the other candidates. And while I appreciate your point, how can GT zing Donaldās ācandidacyā without mentioning his name?
Dirty Dragon almost 14 years ago
All 500 or so members of the media contingent in āThe Villageā (thatās the Washington DC Press Corps - VERY serious people you know..)
All 500 of them cried when they saw this today.
QFT
pirate227 almost 14 years ago
As jokes go, this one is pretty funny.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Trump is a chump. Heās so full of hot air Iām surprised he doesnāt just float away
dakota_jones almost 14 years ago
His hair is an icon!
Carolo1 almost 14 years ago
I for one ,am glad to see GT showing what a real joke he is. Keep it up Gary
Eugeno almost 14 years ago
yep - eventually, the fat, self-indulgent face wonāt be needed
tcolkett almost 14 years ago
Ron Reed is going to run his campaign?! Oh, boy!
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Why has anyone ever paid him any attention? I honestly donāt get it.
countoftowergrove almost 14 years ago
Coyoty, I never really thought of the Donald as JoJo, but there is a resemblence!
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Iāve never even figured out just who he is supposed to be ā another rich jerk with time & money on his hands. Nor have I ever figured out why anybody pays any attention to him at all. Itās like Paris Hilton running for prez. Does anybody know what these people stand for ā besides making and blowing lots of money?