Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 09, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Why would I want to go to an asylum hearing? Duke: So you can get a green card! And a job! Man: Are you mad? I'm going to be restored to power any day now! Duke: In what world? Berzerkistan's a democracy now! They've got elections! Parties! Two legislative houses! Man: but no grown-ups. Just wait. Duke: Outside in five.
BE THIS GUY over 13 years ago
His Excellency is probably really wrinkled and shriveled up by now.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 13 years ago
(1) What’s that green fabric to the right of the martini? Looks like a London Fog. Wouldn’t be there if Trudeau didn’t have plans for it. (Like, if a movie director shows a shotgun affixed to the wall over a door in the first scene, it’s gonna go off before the movie’s over. Guaranteed. Law of creative writing.) So what sort of action is the overcoat/raincoat destined for? Huh?.(2) Duke’s a blast, Jack. Irredeemable.
rayannina over 13 years ago
This is not going to go well, in sooooooo many ways …
DylanThomas3.14159 over 13 years ago
For one who reads newspapers, Excellency’s so psychopathically fixated on his own personal power trip that he might as well not be reading them at all.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Face it, Mxyzptlk, you’re taking a bath.
Liam Astle Premium Member over 13 years ago
I can hear “The Odd Couple” theme.
David Wolfson Premium Member over 13 years ago
It’s definitely a bathrobe. You can see the belt in the first panel.
roctor over 13 years ago
He’s waiting for the citizens to come to their senses.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 13 years ago
I’m here… a bit late, though…
Sandfan over 13 years ago
And if Berzerkistan needs a model to emulate, all they have to do is look at the US Congress. They would see how a bicameral legislature is supposed to work, the value of checks and balances, and how compromise is the lifeblood of a political system that aspires to represent the best interests of…..oh, hell, never mind.
GrimmaTheNome over 13 years ago
I like the last panel. Prez says there are no grownups; Duke gives him the response a parent would to a tardy child.
Its Prez who needs to grow up sharpish.
mjcolber over 13 years ago
I thin k it was “Arthur”, not “Arnold”.
STASH Premium Member over 13 years ago
Democracy in a muslim country, never happen.
What happens is a theocracy in democratic clothing.
Defective Premium Member over 13 years ago
I ‘love’ how people over think this strip. It’s a freaking bathrobe!!! By the ‘logic’ demonstrated here, the Martini glass itself is some kind of morphing device from the future, set out to destroy anyone getting close to it! One day, maybe people will realize this is a comic strip…
gaebie over 13 years ago
The Duke must be getting paid BIG bucks for putting up with Mr. President (of nothing now) for life!
Malcolm Hall over 13 years ago
Two legislative bodies? They’ll be busted in no time.
Wildcard24365 over 13 years ago
“They’ve got elections! Parties! Two legislative houses!”
Okay, okay… we’ve got it, already!
babka Premium Member over 13 years ago
it’ll take him more than 5 minutes to dry himself, if he does get out of the tub.
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 13 years ago
No grown-ups? I don’t get that one.
Dragoncat over 13 years ago
Former President Whatshisface getting… a… JOB?!
Can ANYONE out there imagine him saying, “You want fries with that?”
repsherr over 13 years ago
@sandfanI know. I don’t bother anymore either.
mightymanfred over 13 years ago
Before you know it the Berkie’s will have a Tea Party, will become polarized and things will turn into such a mess that they will clamor for the return of …guess who.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
There are plenty of people who would like to liquidate him.
Dragoncat over 13 years ago
Time to pull the plug on his never-ending bath…
BE THIS GUY over 13 years ago
Maybe he is hoping the baths will wash clean the blood from his hands.
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
It must be a trench coat — Roland Hedley’s in the bath with him!!
of course if the colorist had painted the robe red or blue…
FriscoLou over 13 years ago
Boy, Duke sure is putting a lot of effort into “customer service”, hope he’s still getting paid. It doesn’t seem like he’s used to putting in this much work. At least Bmz…’s doing better than Mubarak … so far.
Wie geht es VistaBill?
Michael McKown Premium Member over 13 years ago
How come Orbitz shows no flights to Berzerkistan and Hotels.com shows no hotels?
BE THIS GUY over 13 years ago
You can only get there by ox cart from Turkmenistan and maybe a farmer will let you stay in his barn.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 13 years ago
Because, Susan, Excellency’s gonna wear it over his naked bod and expose himself to school kids.
jeanne12127 over 13 years ago
Trying to “first” guess GT is half the fun.. Maybe it is the “loot” bag that prexy got “lifted” out with him?