Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 04, 2012
Transcript:
Mark: "Dear Mark: what's up with the disparities in the strips aging process? For example, Zonk look perpetually youthful, whereas you look like you have one foot in the grave." Zonker: Dude, life isn't supposed to be fair. Mark: This isn't life. This could be fixed!
Such things happen. Like Keith Richards still living.