Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 27, 2013

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B.D.: Love the kid's enthusiasm... just don't know how to monetize it. Anthony: Coach, you got a moment? B.D.: Sure, Anthony, what's up? Anthony: Coach, I was wondering if I could take time off to go to a few classes... B.D.: Classes? Are you nuts? Check your contract, son-- you're not here to study! You're part of the first cohort of paid Walden athletes! That's athletes-- not student-athletes! No more distractions from what's important! I need you to be thinking football every minute of the day! I can't have you wasting time in class! Anthony: How about a library card Can I at least get a library card? B.D.: Then all the guys would want one! Think, Anthony, think!